partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

And how odd it is
to be haunted by someone
that is still alive.
I Guess the Old You is a Ghost (#589: June 25, 2014)

"You don’t need to change your personality. Just be yourself and stay happy!”

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

Your dream starts today, James.
Florentino (via teamcristiano)

teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

snoia:

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

Mona, Sweden. Heard you were talking shit.